Top Billed Cast
Leighton Meester
Mackenzie Carpenter
Van De La Plante
Horny the Clown / Archie Benjamin
Nicholas D'Agosto
Fisher Kent
Melora Hardin
Marcia Carpenter
Penn Badgley
Van
Lola Glaudini
Detective Brenda Chase
Larry Joe Campbell
Detective Dwayne Crockers
Morgan Spurlock
Robbie, The Hella-Burger Manager
Rachael Bella
Starfire
Shedrack Anderson III
Chuck Taylor
Sita Young
Val Espinoza
Karis Campbell
Anita Hill
